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sung to:
"Love and Marriage"-Sinatra/Cahn
(also theme of TV's
Married With Children)

Gay LOVE AND samesex MARRIAGE,
Gay LOVE AND samesex MARRIAGE,
It's a recipe for social porridge!

Let me clue ya, stoo-pid,
There ain't no fuzzy-gendered... Cupid!

Gay LOVE AND samesex MARRIAGE,
Gay LOVE AND samesex MARRIAGE,
At the courthouse you'll go up the stair-age,

Hon-ey-moon: Paki-stan-a?
Mister Taliban tally you ba...nana!

Try, try, try to separate them, (it's not)
    Fo- ren-n-n- sic Anthropology,
Try, try, to discriminate your procreation
    From how... you get yer jollies!

Gay LOVE AND samesex MARRIAGE,
Gay LOVE AND samesex MARRIAGE,

Leave the closet, please,
But stay in the gar(i)age!

Padre turns to  groom 'n'
Says "Kiss..."
: he ought to mean a woom-an.

Fly, fly, over the Cuckoo's Nest
With nuts...... & the du-umb.
Just don't sign over to them the title
............to the asylum!

Gay LOVE AND samesex MARRIAGE,
Gay LOVE AND samesex MARRIAGE,
Unlike the mortgage on your horseless
carriage:

Pray before you burn it.
The courts'll never over... turn it.

Vie, vie for status as the nation (that most)
Huma-a-a-nely treats the main-yack:
Shy, shy, shy away from those who'd
Treat... him like a brain-yack!

Gay LOVE AND samesex MARRIAGE,
Gay LOVE AND samesex MARRIAGE,
WHERE'S DA BEEF when it comes to
Carnal knollidge?

Let the cat his mouse... hold,
But that don't mean he's Head-of- Household!

Gay LOVE AND samesex MARRIAGE,
Gay LOVE AND samesex MARRIAGE,
Not sure what to look for in the foliage?

Let me tell you, brother,
It's (not) six of one, it's not your thumb,
(NEITHER IS IT) HALF-A-DOZEN OF THE.....
O-o-o-ther!
smells like teen spirit
It's My Party
gay LOVE AND samesex MARRIAGE
Sunday, December 27, 2009 6:15 PM
From: "Jon" <jon@yahoo.com>Add sender to ContactsTo: "fram"
<framslptor@earthlink.net>

Dear Fram

My video is languishing with no ratings or comments.  I solicit yours.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KaabdS-3A8

I wrote the following shortly after you refused to produce me (and
before you un-refused).  Poured my heart out.  You might as well read
it now:

Frank, you know that I know some very dear gay and lesbian
people, and I grant them people-ness as individuals with
every fiber of my being.

Foaming-at-the-mouth gay activists, however, when they go so
far beyond demanding that their society see to it that gays
not be harassed, beaten up and even killed, have stretched
the definition of discrimination too far.

Blurring and diluting an institution that has been a beacon in
enlisting young people's willing aid in ensuring that future
generations will be brought into this world not as unwanted
burdens but into stable situations where two parents will be
financially and personally strong enough-- and will have an
agreeing community around them-- to stay together for the
20 or so years each child needs them.  (Spare me the
smartass answer that we have 1)enough scientific knowledge
about the human race 2) efficient and safe enough "family
planning tools" and 3) numerous enough and competent enough
psychological professionals, to render dispensable these
responsible, committed, firsthand individuals who are
motivated-- by personal concern down to the dna level-- to
hit the deck running in the creation of strong new citizens.)



bJon